A collection of funny signs seen at pro-gay marriage rallies, as well as clever signs mocking anti-gay protesters.
See Also: Gay Marriage Cartoons | Occupy Wall Street Signs | Ridiculous Tea Party Signs
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Romance 101 Humor - Valentines Day Jokes and Romance Comedy - Battle of the Sexes
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A Funny Site of the Day with your Guide Mike Durrett
It looks like Cupid's slinging pointy barbs instead of arrows, if this huge jokes and longer comedy chunks archive is any indication. Sure, a lot of these Valentine's Day, romance-oriented, and battle of the sexes items you've seen elsewhere, but there might be dozens and dozens of others accumulated you haven't.
Check these samples, love and laughs are in the air:
‧ Twelve Things to Never Say When You're Arguing With a Woman
‧ Showering by Gender
‧ Directions for Adam and Eve
‧ A Redneck Valentine
‧ Martian Love
‧ Night of Valentine's Day
‧ The World's Worst Love Letter
‧ How to Install Love
‧ Thirty Things Not to Say to a Naked Woman
‧ Nine Types of Girlfriends
‧ The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
Romance 101 HumorComedy is in the mind of the beholder. Proceed at your own risk.
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Friday, February 10, 2012
Political Cartoons of the Week
Check out our political cartoon gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons.
New this week: cartoons on the State of the Union, Mitt Romney's tax return, Newt's open marriage, and more.
More Political Cartoon Collections
‧ Best Political Cartoons of 2011
‧ Best Cartoons on the GOP Candidates
‧ Mitt Romney Cartoons
‧ Occupy Wall Street Cartoons
Mammary Memory
Mammary Memory: The Game for Boobs
This classic game of concentration gives a new meaning to the term "Shockwave Flash."
Although the original Mammary Memory game has been discontinued, don't fret. We've found a replacement. After all, if you've seen one, you've seen 'em both.
Maxim, the men's magazine, presents photos of bikini babes. Point at the double and win. Don't mix, match.
From Arcade Cabin, you'll need the Flash plug-in to play. Free downloads here.
Who's On First? - Abbott and Cosetello Bush Joke
Hu's On First
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader?
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of?
China. Get me?the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.?
And then?get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the?
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we?
should send?some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the?Middle East?
Source: James Sherman
Funny Super Bowl TV Ads
Every year the Super Bowl of Advertising happens to be the advertising of the Super Bowl. Televised to huge audiences and glowing public awareness, sponsor placements have become the game's main sideshow event. So much so, ad agencies juice creativity at full tilt levels. The majority of these commercials, historically, are humorous and among a given year's fondly remembered chuckles.
The 2009 commercials are up and you don't have to endure the inconveniences of a football game or bad dip to see them.
Go: 2009 Super Bowl XLIII Ads @ Spike / IFILM
For 2008, GoDaddy Danica Patrick is back, sharing monitor space with the Clydesdales, Napoleon, Wall-E, Parade Balloons, Richard Simmons, beer boozers, and the E*Trade baby, among many others.
Go: 2008 Super Bowl XLII Ads @ Spike / IFILM
The 2007 Super Bowl commercials include appearances by Kevin Federline, Carlos Mencia, Jessica Simpson, Checkout Girl, Fake Dalmatian, Robert Goulet, Blockbuster's Rabbit and Gerbil, and outed lovebirds David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey.
Go: 2007 Super Bowl XLI Ads @ Spike / IFILM
Go: 2006 Super Bowl XL Ads @ Spike / IFILM | Google Video
Note: Each of the above sources may contain different titles.
Watch Related 2006 Videos: GoDaddy's Banned Super Bowl XL TV Commercials
Watch Related 2005 Videos: Censored Budweiser "Wardrobe Malfunction" Spoof Commercial | Philadelphia Eagles Cartoon Music Video Parody: "Goin' to J'Ville" | Lingerie Bowl
IFILM presents the commercial spots from 2004's Super Bowl XXXVIII with the funny ones by Budweiser ("Fergus, Bud Light!" "Cedric [the Entertainer's] Bikini Wax," "Yelling Like a Ref," "Clydesdale Donkey," "Horny Talking Monkey," "Barbecue," "Rick Fox and Tim McGraw," "Hot Girls Get Carded," "Wrong Lipstick"), MasterCard ([Priceless] "Homer [Simpson] Gets His Errands Done"), Visa ("Kerri and Misty Play Snow Volleyball"), H&R Block ("Willie Nelson Talking Doll"), movie studios ("Starsky & Hutch," "The Ladykillers" trailers), Pepsi ("Thirsty Grizzlies," "Purple Haze," "Big Love"), Sierra Mist ("Where's Wallace?" "You're a Dog"), Staples ("Randy the Supply Supervisor"), American Legacy Foundation ("Glass Freeze Pops"), Dodge ("Monkey on Your Back"), Expedia.com ("Leisure-Time Activities"), FedEx ("Alien Shipping"), FritoLay ("Fight to the Death?"), Chevy Trucks ("Soap in Your Mouth"), AOL ("Motorcycle," "Slow Ride," "Car"), and others.
Go: 2004 Super Bowl XXXVIII Ads
2003: All of the game's national advertisements, including Pepsi's "Ozzy (Osbourne's) Nightmare," Bud Light's "Butt Drinker," Willie Nelson for H&R Block, and the movie previews (Jack Nicholson-Adam Sandler's "Anger Management," "Jim Carrey-Jennifer Aniston's "Bruce Almighty," Will Smith-Martin Lawrence's "Bad Boys 2") are available for viewing on demand.
Go: 2003 Super Bowl XXXVII Ads
Replay the 2002 Super Bowl XXXVI TV commercials, too: Blockbuster's flashdancing guinea pig, the Coen Brothers' "Tax Man," Britney Spears' Pepsi Cola nostalgia, Budweiser's "Naked Guy," eTrade's "Monkey Flops," and (my favorite) M&M's "complimentary chocolate on your pillow," plus all the rest.
Also, we've located another source for commercials from Superbowl games dating back to 1998.
Go: Superbowl Commercials @ Superbowl-Ads.com
Click on the year you want to view near the top of their page.
Watch now: As always with multimedia, the faster your Internet connection and the more powerful your computer, the better your playback results. Need Windows Media Player, QuickTime, or RealPlayer? Free downloads here.
Don't Miss: About.com's Super Bowl Central
Details and updates on everything about the year's big event.
St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Evergreen Irish humor is brewing in abundance at AhaJokes. Enjoy page after page of clean jokes, both long and liners, about Ireland and the Irish, like this one:
Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.
Leprechaun stories, outrageous pub tales, fighting Irish gags, good luck, and some St. Patrick yarns are boasted with ethnic flair."What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.
"Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus.
"Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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