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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Dumbest Rush Limbaugh Quotes Ever

A roundup of most outrageous, offensive, and stunningly moronic things Rush Limbaugh has ever said:

"What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex -- what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right?" —Rush Limbaugh

"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them." —Rush Limbaugh

"Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system." —Rush Limbaugh

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Top 10 Dumbest Mitt Romney Quotes

1. "Corporations are people, my friend." —Mitt Romney to a heckler at the Iowa State Fair who suggested that taxes should be raised on corporations as part of balancing the budget

2. "I like being able to fire people who provide services to me." —Mitt Romney, using an unfortunate choice of words while advocating for consumer choice in health insurance plans

3. "I'll tell you what, ten-thousand bucks? $10,000 bet?" —Mitt Romney, attempting to make a wager with Rick Perry during a Republican debate to settle a disagreement about health care

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Candidates

A roundup of the most ridiculous things said so far by the 2012 Republican presidential candidates:

"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate." --Newt Gingrich, explaining why he cheated on his first two wives

"Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend." —Mitt Romney to a heckler at the Iowa State Fair who suggested that taxes should be raised on corporations as part of balancing the budget

''I will tell you: It's three agencies of government, when I get there, that are gone: Commerce, Education and the -- what's the third one there? Let's see. ... OK. So Commerce, Education and the -- ... The third agency of government I would -- I would do away with the Education, the ... Commerce and -- let's see -- I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops.'' --Rick Perry, experiencing an epic onstage meltdown during a GOP debate, forgetting his plan to abolish the Department of Energy

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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Candidates (So Far)

A roundup of the most ridiculous things said so far by the 2012 Republican presidential candidates:

"The president, he put us in Libya. He is now putting us in Africa." —Michele Bachmann, unaware that Libya is in Africa (GOP presidential debate, Oct. 18, 2011)

"Yes. Yes I feel that strongly about it. If we can get the necessary support and it comes to my desk I'll sign it. That's all I can do. I will sign it." —Herman Cain, speaking about a constitutional amendment banning abortion. Presidents, however, do not sign constitutional amendments — they're passed by congress and must be ratified by the states, and the president plays no role in the process. (Oct. 22, 2011)

"It's a good issue to keep alive. It's fun to poke at him." —Rick Perry, suggesting that President Obama's birth certificate is a fake (Oct. 26, 2011)

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Friday, September 23, 2011

Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Candidates (So Far)

A roundup of the most ridiculous things said so far by the 2012 Republican presidential candidates:

"Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend." —Mitt Romney to a heckler at the Iowa State Fair who suggested that taxes should be raised on corporations as part of balancing the budget, Aug. 11, 2011

"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending." —Michele Bachmann, suggesting at a presidential campaign event in Florida that the 2011 East Coast earthquake and hurricane was a message from God

"Texas is a unique place. When we came in the union in 1845, one of the issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that. You know, my hope is that America and Washington in particular pays attention. We've got a great union. There is absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what may come out of that?" —Rick Perry, raising the prospect of Texas seceding

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