Dating Fun Pick-Up Lines

''Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?''

Just wondering. So, anyway, here's an ample sampling of sure-fire pickup lines, guaranteed to get you a pickup or, at least, an arrest warrant.

DatingFun.com categorizes their romantic openers by ''Lines to Use on Girls,'' ''Lines to Use on Guys,'' ''Lines to Use on Anyone,'' ''Super Cheesy Lines,'' ''Lines With Rebuttals,'' ''The Worst Ones We've Ever Heard,'' and ''Dirty but Fun'' (for immature audiences).

''Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.''

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Readers Digest Laugh Lines - Humor in Uniform - Life in These United States

'Reader's Digest' Laugh Lines

A Funny Site of the Day with Mike Durrett

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Forever collecting true anecdotes from everyday people, "Reader's Digest" spins bundles of amusing tales in these categories:

The items are served at random and, as always, there's some money available to you: submit your own funny stories for publication.

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Top 100 Best Dumping Lines

Need a witty remark to dropkick a girlfriend or boyfriend from your dating life?

For my money, there are maybe a dozen solid jokes on this dumping lines list from Ow, which appears to be largely reader submitted. Nevertheless, 12 funny lines are always welcome. Most *humorous* movies don't have that many.

Here are a few samples to assist you in booting unwanted suitors.

• 3. Answering machine: "Hi, I'm not home right now, If you're Jerry, hang up. If you are any other available male, press two, now."
• 15. "Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn." (Homer Simpson)
• 84. "Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey."

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Some adult content is present.

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