Showing posts with label Mocking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mocking. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Best Jokes Mocking the 2012 GOP Candidates

Jokes About the 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates A roundup of recent late-night jokes poking fun at the 2012 Republican presidential candidates:

"A new tell-all book about Mitt Romney is coming out next week called 'The Real Romney.' You can tell the book is based on Romney. After 300 pages, the last line is, 'Actually I just changed my mind about all of that.'" —Jimmy Fallon

"Rick Perry's presidential campaign is in trouble. So, they're now selling his merchandise two for one. You get a foam finger, a key chain, and I forget the third thing." —Jimmy Fallon

"Ron Paul finished second. ... Paul says if he can sustain those kind of numbers ... and if his message continues to resonate ... and if Mitt Romney gets hit with a dump truck, he could still win this thing." —Jimmy Kimmel

"Newt Gingrich released a statement promising he would not cheat on his wife. Even better, he said he wouldn't cheat on his next wife either, or the one after that." —Conan O'Brien

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See Also:
? Best Cartoons on the 2012 GOP Race
? Funny Pictures of the GOP Candidates
? Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Candidates

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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Best Jokes Mocking the GOP Candidates

Jokes About the GOP Presidential Candidates The Republican presidential race is kicking into high gear, and so too is the mockery.

See our complete roundup of the best late-night jokes about 2012 GOP presidential candidates:

"Texas Governor Rick Perry distanced himself from George W. Bush by saying, 'I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.' In other words, his idea of instilling confidence is by saying, 'Don't worry. I'm not as smart as George W. Bush.''' —Conan O'Brien

"New reports say that President Obama's re-election team is going to try to portray Mitt Romney as 'weird.' They're also going to try to portray Michele Bachmann as 'Michele Bachmann.'" —Conan O'Brien

"No! Not Captain Buzzkill! Not the guy who looks like everyone who ever fired your dad! He's gonna suck all the fun right out of this crazy thing. Just look at the online video announcing his run. It looks like it could double as an ad for erectile dysfunction pills. 'Mitt Romney: for when the moment's right.'" —Jon Stewart

"An audio recording from five years ago has been released of Michele Bachmann predicting the end of the world. Her exact words were, 'I'm going to run for president in 2012.''' —Conan O'Brien

"Newt Gingrich is so pro-marriage, he can't stop doing it. He is so morally upright, that he's only had sex after he was married. Just not always to the woman he was married to." —Stephen Colbert

Read more jokes about the 2012 GOP candidates...

See Also:
? Best Cartoons on the GOP Presidential Race
? Michele Bachmann Jokes
? Rick Perry Jokes

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