Crazy Thoughts

Crazy Thoughts: Hundreds of funny thoughts for every day are shared on these pages. Sure, we may have seen many of them before -- George Carlin's name keeps popping into the mind -- but it's delightful to find so many nutty notions collected in one spot and the resulting good read is something to contemplate, too.

Sample Sillies: Some quotes and imponderables from Crazy Thoughts...

• Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

• Why do we sing ''Take me out to the ballgame'' when we are already there?

• If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones' Thanksgiving and Flintstones' Christmas?

• Why do hotdogs come in packs of eight when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

• What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

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Funny Pictures Mocking the GOP Candidates

See a collection of the funniest captioned photos and parodies poking fun at the 2012 GOP presidential candidates.

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More 2012 Campaign Humor:
? Best Cartoons on the GOP Race
? Dumbest Quotes by the GOP Candidates
? Late-Night Jokes Jabbing the GOP Candidates

More Funny Pictures:
? Funniest Political Pictures of 2011
? Best Occupy Wall Street Signs
? Funniest Pictures of All Time

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Photobomb like Donkey Kong

If you're a connoisseur of social networks such as reddit or Tumblr, no doubt you've seen your share of Photobombs: otherwise hardcore/sexy/boring photographs disrupted/made awesome by one jackass in the background who intentionally or unintentionally throws everything off. But if you really love Photobombs, you owe it to yourself to visit This is Photobomb. (For maximum effect, imagine Leonidas from 300 yelling that while Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber sidles up to him in a bright orange tuxedo.) It boasts the ultimate collection of pictures that were improved by being ruined.

Image courtesy of This is Photobomb

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Photobomb Profile

Website: http://thisisphotobomb.com/
Monthly Traffic: 264,981 visitors (as of 07/10)
Description: Photos Interruptus.
Similar Websites: Awkward Family Photos, Ugly Overload, Black and WTF

What is "This is Photobomb"?:

If there's one thing that gets on my nerves about cameras, it's how they aren't magic! They capture everything within the frame, not omitting the things you'd rather forget and/or pretend never existed. Cameras are honest. And as Jimmy Carter proved back in the late '70s, everybody hates honesty.

And so sometimes our photos don't come out how we like. Sometimes there's some creepster or fatty or weirdo or jerkface lurking in the background, like George Costanza glowering behind the smiling Krueger family. But why edit these foibles out when they add so much personality? This is Photobomb says, "There is no good answer to that question."

Best of "This is Photobomb":

• Those are Some Great Melons
• Suddenly, Death From Above
• Oh This Does Not Bode Well
• Kissing in a Field Under a Full Moon
• D'awww, the Beer Baby is Almost Due
• Groundskeeper Willie
• Sneak Attack!
• The Impact of Culture
• Speedo Stroll
• Zoiks!

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Funniest Late-Night Jokes of 2011

See our roundup of the year's funniest political jokes by Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, Jay Leno, Bill Maher, Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy Kimmel:

A few gems:

"They had a midnight raid and they cleaned out Zucotti Park where the Occupy Wall Streeters were camped out for about two months. So if you're keeping score, here's what the score is now: Eighty down in Zucotti Park; Wall Street executives arrested: Zero." —David Letterman

"'The day before yesterday, Herman Cain suspended his campaign. That is a shame. He touched so many people." —Stephen Colbert

"Herman Cain said he'd only drop out of the race if his wife is no longer behind him. His wife said she's always behind him, because there's never any room under him." —Conan O'Brien

"Newt Gingrich released a statement promising he would not cheat on his wife. Even better, he said he wouldn't cheat on his next wife either, or the one after that." —Conan O'Brien

"President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation." —Jay Leno

"Here's what you and your minions don't understand, O'Reilly. Your hell doesn't scare me. I make my living watching Fox News eight hours a day. I'm already in hell." —Jon Stewart to Bill O'Reilly, after the Fox News host told him he was going to hell

Read more of the year's best late-night jokes...

See Also:
? Best Political Cartoons of 2011
? Funniest Protest Signs of 2011
? Latest Late-Night Jokes
? Best Jokes About the GOP Candidates

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Ultraslo Ride, Take it Easy

FACT: The coolest looking things are the ones that happen the fastest. Why is this? Simple: because the world is cruel and doesn't want you to see amazing, otherworldly things. We get stuck with lousy double rainbows and sunsets and Victoria's Secret catalogs while popping balloons, water droplets and bug wings are where the real fun is at. But fret not, gentle reader; human technology has given us a great equalizer: the high speed video camera. And Ultraslo has given us a great place to watch these druggy clips. Is it funny? Strictly speaking, no. But there's definitely something funny about the hidden visual secrets of the universe. Tiny explosions!

Image courtesy of Ultraslo

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Wacky 911 Calls - Actual Calls to 911 Emergency Hotlines

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Real Phone Calls to 911 Emergency Hotlines

Enjoy these .MP3 audio samples from the CDs based on Leland Gregory's "What's the Number for 911?" book series. Hear actual phone calls to emergency 911 lines across America, with urgent messages of silly catastrophes and stupid people, including Butterfly Man, Psycho-Deer, and a stud, shall we say, romancing his swimming pool.

If you need a multimedia plug-in to "answer the phone," follow these links.

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Wacky 911

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Note: On my last visit to this material, the sound bites were not accessible. A sampling of 911 transcripts are available here and another report of wacky 911 calls may be found in the Related Resources in the right column.

~ Mike Durrett

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