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The Tea Party faithful held their annual Tax Day protests over the weekend, once again reminding us that the revolution will not be spell-checked.See our roundup of misspelled, moronic, and unintentionally funny Tea Party protest signs from recent years.
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With his decision to pull out of the 2012 presidential campaign, Rick Santorum has dealt comedians yet another devastating blow. After losing Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and Herman Cain, the prospect of facing seven more months of presidential politicking without a frothy mix of Santorum jokes is almost too much to bear.As a tribute to Santorum, see our roundup of the funniest political cartoons and captioned photos poking fun at everyone's favorite sweater vest-wearing, gay-bashing, condom-hating crusader, as well as the best late-night jokes lampooning Santorum, and his own craziest quotes.
"A recent survey showed that Rick Santorum is the favorite GOP candidate among Republican women. When he heard that, Santorum was like, 'Wait — women have the right to vote?'" —Jimmy Fallon
"Rick Santorum wants to crack down on pornography. Most political analysts say it could hurt him with the 'every single man in America' vote." —Jimmy Kimmel
"According to exit polls, Mitt Romney is struggling with voters who call themselves very conservative. However, Mitt is doing great with voters who describe themselves as being 'totally freaked out by Rick Santorum.'" —Conan O'Brien
"It took Romney millions of dollars and months of attacks to narrowly defeat a mental patient in a sweater vest." —Andy Borowitz
"I don't blame Santorum for not believing in evolution. It's really let him down." —Andy Borowitz
"Santorum made his very first sweater vest when he tore the arms off his straitjacket." —Andy Borowitz
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"One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.... Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be." —Rick Santorum
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From Lukas Kaiser, former About.com Guide
So, wait, if that's the forbidden fruit that God was talking about... Eve must've been into gymnastics or something.
Happy birthday to David Letterman, who turns 65 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best David Letterman jokes from recent years:"Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes ... He looks like a guy who would run a seminar on condo flipping ... He looks like he is the closer at a Cadillac dealership.... He looks like that guy on the golf course in the Levitra commercial." —David Letterman
"How about that Rick Santorum? He came in second because he is the anti-Romney. Wait a minute. I thought Mitt Romney was the anti-Romney." —David Letterman
"They had a midnight raid and they cleaned out Zucotti Park where the Occupy Wall Streeters were camped out for about two months. So if you're keeping score, here's what the score is now: Eighty down in Zucotti Park; Wall Street executives arrested: Zero." —David Letterman
"Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.'' —David Letterman
"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million." —David Letterman
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April 20th... 4/20... It's the yearly celebration of the mostly-illegal substance marijuana. In celebration, I've compiled a list of some of the funniest weed-related jokes (culled from various websites), so that when you're deep into your celebration, you'll have something to awkwardly laugh at. You stoner.
photo courtesy of www.marijuanaseedbanks.com
When you are too phoned to stone home.?
Because pot holder was taken?.
Wave.
A pot belly.
Double jointed.
When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
You studied five days for a urine test?
Mr. President.
Seaweed.
He thought they were donut seeds.
