Happy birthday to Jon Stewart, who turns 49 today. As a tribute, here are some of his funniest quotes of all time:''Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe — dare I dream it? — maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.'' —Jon Stewart
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.''—Jon Stewart
"What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement? A patent violation?" —Jon Stewart on Anthony Weiner calling to apologize to Bill Clinton, who officiated at his wedding
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.'' —Jon Stewart
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