See our roundup of the year's funniest political jokes by Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, David Letterman, Jay Leno, Bill Maher, Conan O'Brien, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Fallon, and Jimmy Kimmel:
A few gems:
"They had a midnight raid and they cleaned out Zucotti Park where the Occupy Wall Streeters were camped out for about two months. So if you're keeping score, here's what the score is now: Eighty down in Zucotti Park; Wall Street executives arrested: Zero." —David Letterman"'The day before yesterday, Herman Cain suspended his campaign. That is a shame. He touched so many people." —Stephen Colbert
"Herman Cain said he'd only drop out of the race if his wife is no longer behind him. His wife said she's always behind him, because there's never any room under him." —Conan O'Brien
"Newt Gingrich released a statement promising he would not cheat on his wife. Even better, he said he wouldn't cheat on his next wife either, or the one after that." —Conan O'Brien
"President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation." —Jay Leno
"Here's what you and your minions don't understand, O'Reilly. Your hell doesn't scare me. I make my living watching Fox News eight hours a day. I'm already in hell." —Jon Stewart to Bill O'Reilly, after the Fox News host told him he was going to hell
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See Also:
? Best Political Cartoons of 2011
? Funniest Protest Signs of 2011
? Latest Late-Night Jokes
? Best Jokes About the GOP Candidates
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