Happy birthday to Stephen Colbert, who turns 48 today. As a tribute, we've compiled some of the best Stephen Colbert quotes of all time:"Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, the exact same way that fire extinguishers cause fires" —Stephen Colbert
"The Democrats accuse the Republicans of launching a war on women. Then the Republicans accuse the Democrats of the same thing. At this point, who can remember who enacted reproductive health restrictions in 36 states including mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds?" —Stephen Colbert
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." —Stephen Colbert
"I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens." —Stephen Colbert
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