A roundup of recent late-night jokes poking fun at the 2012 Republican presidential contenders:"You want to add another candidate? It's like the Republican primary is a season of 'American Idol' in reverse, where every week you just add some new idiot... Have you ever considered the possibility that your candidates aren't the problem — it's you?" —Jon Stewart to the GOP base
"As the Republicans continue checking underneath every available flag pin and Bible for viable candidates, presumed de facto frontrunner candidate Mitt Romney has gotta be thinking, 'What the fudge? This is starting to hurt where my feelings should be.'" —Jon Stewart
"The candidates at the Republican debate looked like a town council that was outlawing dancing. They looked like a board of directors that was lying about poisoning a river." —David Letterman
"Michele Bachmann said she would do away with the Department of Education if elected president. In fact, if there's no Department of Education, it would make it easier for her to be elected." —Jay Leno
"After the debate where the HPV issue came up, Michele Bachmann said she had a discussion with a woman who came to her and said that her daughter had taken the vaccine and had become mentally retarded. And Michele Bachmann said, 'Mom?'" —Bill Maher
"Larry Flynt is offering $1 million if someone came up with proof that Rick Perry had an illicit sexual liaison. But I say, Larry, really we don't have to do that. We already came up with a way to embarrass Rick Perry. It's called debates." —Bill Maher
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See Also:
? Best Cartoons on the GOP Race
? Funny Pictures of the GOP Candidates
? Dumbest Quotes from the GOP Candidates
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