There are college graduates that were born after satirical newspaper The Onion was founded. "Seinfeld" premiered the same year. Ronald Reagan was the President, Back to the Future was only one movie, and Eddie Murphy was one of the biggest box-office draws in America. It's frickin' old, is what I'm saying. So when you're picking the best articles ever out of its voluminous archives, you've got a tough task. Fortunately, top scientists contracted by your guide, Lukas Kaiser, created a mathematical formula that measures pure hilarity in units called "Gigagaffigans" (a word which, in and of itself, registers at about twelve Gigagaffigans). The result? Our infallible list of The 25 Best Onion Articles Ever. You're welcome.
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